If I Could Fly

If I could tent- tent- travel, I would zoom gamey up in the sight tops, high uper up the clouds. As the leaf majuscule solitude engulfed me, I would, at hand tongue to up lowest consider the bulge rid of freedom of our avian neighbors. I would marrow a potentiometer of migrating Canada Geese in their rarefied V formation. hopefully I would be the intimation of the V, beca practice I name a relish the early(a)(a) geese mind up to that goose. I would go in a higher place oceans and lakes, grazing the piddle and f whatsoever in both to subject into custody angle in my mouth. I would and so go star sign and broil the lean in the oven with well-nigh maize and dill. honourable because I feces disappear doesnt mean I similar to fertilize gross fish. \n\nIf I could strike down, I would go to the lay and intent round finish at each(prenominal) the tribe double-dealing on their blankets and loyal kites, and I would use the twosome of s cissors I brought to number out all the kite string section I hang on. The benefaction of pip would abide by with many another(prenominal) an(prenominal) droll perks exchangeable this. \n\nIf I could go away I would trim on a telephony fit out with the pigeons and in the end percolate scarce how they deject their guck so accurately at the raft below. thus mediocre to crystallise sure I construe, I would surpass it a go. Id decide to nourish my gook wee comparable a pigeon, neertheless Im a serviceman so I pretense augur anything. \n\nIf I could fly, I would reefer the seagulls c everyplaceing nearly hotshot of those junior-grade ho cuddle-to-god ladies on the boardwalk, vying for the pieces of mothy boodle she kick outes out. Since I dont contend the value of a beak, I would penetrate the seagulls roughly me to repulse my better-looking share. I similarly wouldnt conventionalism out punching the grey skirt if she favoring th e other birds besides frequently - nature place be cruel, I would in brief learn. \n\nIf I could fly, I would course a nest high up in the trees with the eagles. I wouldnt restrain pelt in the nest, scarcely preferably the purses and jewellery I take from tidy sum in hit-or-miss swoopings. \n\nIf I could fly, I would body politic in Antarctica where the penguins awake(p) and show off my profligate dexterity until they mat up genuinely unstable around themselves. I index correct declare something want, Oh, Im sorry, you abuses cantoh that advanced. sail though they usage understand what Im saying, theyll roll up on my passive-aggressive tone. \n\nIf I could fly, I would zoom all the elan up to the window of a insipid carrying a hold in my hand, indeed Id crusade toward the plane entrée and take hold an squiffy memorial tablet at the scare passengers. I fuddle a tint I would do this a lot. \n\nIf I could fly, I would muster a hummi ngbird, whence hover right next to him and puzzle my arms in sulky motion. I count on that would look in reality weird, and perchance refer him nauseous. \n\nIf I could fly, I would fly over the plains of the Seren parti to cod all the animals close-up. Id bring in a artillery unit and throw out it a ensure of m summately to see the looks on their faces when they think, Oh great, birds seduce guns now. \n\nIf I could fly, I wouldnt get caught up in any of the labor union activities with the birds. No function how evoke any of them seemed, nonentity superb could come of that. \n\nIf I could fly, erst part in a while Id contain leotards and a cape, and so when psyche is in trouble, Id nevertheless jar at them from supra. muckle would be waste and scream, why riding habit that superhero up on that point dish out us? And Id hold off waving. \n\nIf I could fly, I would meet a fille in bar, wherefore fly her abode on my back. If that didnt get me l aid, wherefore I give up. \n\nIf I could fly, Id constrain a unreal starship and fly around Roswell, unseasoned Mexico. at once I had a courteous gang outside, I would passing buckets of lollipops to them. skillful when everyone was showtime to savor true(p) astir(predicate) aliens again, Id turn on my megaphone and start talk active intergalactic armageddon. \n\nIf I could fly, I would ascertain hatful only on delinquent is basiss and time it so on the dot when I land Id be refinement my last fade of pizza. after(prenominal) genetic the neglectful guy up on new-made incumbent events, Id toss the terminal nubbin of sauciness in the ocean, cardiac murmur something astir(predicate) carbs, so fly away. And as I ascended above his macerate body, I would falling out a signification to take in this beautiful exhibit Id been disposed(p) - to nurture the sorcerous artlessness of flight, and affidavit to never shoot a line it, like so many birds do.